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Yesterday, on the way back from a shoot with intriguing Newquay based artist Sam Walsh for Award winning magazine Cornwall Today , a phone call suddenly sent us rocketing coastwards. We're being invaded ! I heard. There's millions of them on the beaches ! I heard. They're jellyfish ! I heard. Turns out, literally millions of tiny 'By-the-Wind-Sailor' jellyfish had mistakenly had a 'mass stranding' along the south coast from Penzance to Perranuthnoe due to a recent onshore storm. Vast swathes of them littered the tideline for miles. However, as a relative of the extremely poisonous Portuguese Man-o-War jellyfish it was going to take a braver, or madder, man than I to hold one up for a picture. Luckily, I just happened to be returning The Patient Wade to his soft walled room after his regular Soothing & Calming appointment at a local hospital. Affably thoughtless when exposing himself to injury, I persuaded him to stop eating them long enough to get this...